Stereotypes

Vampires

Assamites - They're like, these big badass assassins or something.. they work for Vitae, it makes people sometimes think I'm one of 'em.
Brujah - Some of these guys are good ones, like the Anarchs.. the rest are a bunch of bar-brawling sadistic assholes.
Caitiff - Don't think that just because they don't have a clan that they're all angsty and tragically pariah and shit.. they can be just as much of a monster as anyone else.
Gangrel - I feel a kinship for this clan, they started me on the path I'm on now and I've ran with quite a few Gangrel in the past.. I'm not stupid enough to try and join up with them though.
Giovanni - Isn't that a kind of Italian shoe? Y'know like Romano or Gucci...
Lasombra - I've never met a Lasombra that I couldn't scare *smirk*
Malkavian - You might think they're kinda cute with their 'eccentricities' but man don't turn your back on one... Hannibal Lecter was a Malkavian.
Nosferatu - Ugly, smelly, disgusting and irritable. People say they're rich sources of information but man, I can't bring myself to get close enough to one to talk to it.
Ravnos - They're like.. gypsies or something, right?
Setites - Most of the ones I've met are about as subtle as a runaway freight train, except for one or two I know, they're hornier than the friggin' Garou.
Toreador - Everyone tells me they're just a bunch of art fags.
Tremere - No, I am not Tremere, why do you keep thinking that?
Tzimisce - These guys give me the Grade-A creeps, probably because of the whole flesh-melting thing... Nasty
Ventrue - They're like.. workaholic suits, right? My dad reminds me of a Ventrue..
Other Clans - There are other clans?
Ghouls - Every single one I've ever seen is a bootlicker or some kinda sycophantic playtoy.. it's disgusting.
Dhampiri - Shaa right, Licks can't have kids. Duh

Garou

Black Furies - Take a rabid feminist... give it big teeth and claws... viola, you have a Fury.
Black Spiral Dancers - ... I know nothing...
Bone Gnawers - Good guys albiet usually smelly, and you always wind up footing the bill come dinner time.
Children of Gaia - Peace, love and pot.. I like these guys *g* They're nice and mellow too, not all excitable like the other Tribes.
Fianna - Drunken sex maniacs...... not saying that's a bad thing...
Get of Fenris - They might be tempermental but these guys sure know how to party.. though you'll probably be in traction for a couple weeks after spending a weekend with this bunch.
Glasswalkers - Yeah yeah I know, I'm Kin of the Kin of the.. blah blah blah.. but I don't really know much about them except everyone else says they kiss the Weaver's arse. *shrug*
Red Talons - WHERE?! *hides*
Shadow Lords - *Long string of cursing* I wish they'd all curl up and die! That goes for those f-ckin' Nip Hakken too! Assholes.. *twitch*
Silent Striders - They're like all Egypt-y an' stuff like the Setites, aren't they? um.. don't tell them I said that... *looks around nervously*
Silver Fangs - Big ego, little brain seems to be the staple here... I've met a few that are cool (if a little quirky) but the rest are all over-inflated by their superiority complexes.
Stargazers - Didn't they leave or something? No one seems to know.. or if they do they won't tell me.
Uktena - Every Uktena I've ever met was a fuckin' moron.
Wendigo - .... *sigh*
Extinct Tribes - There used to be other Tribes I've heard, but whenever I ask about them, everyone shuts up and looks all depressed... except when I ask about those Howler ones, then they look like they want to bite my face off...

Other Shifters

Ananasi - Spiders?! Ewww gross! You're so full of shit, there's no such thing.
Bastet - I met one once, he seemed nice.. he could turn into a mountain lion. He told me there's all kinds of cats like there's all kinds of Garou but he was killed before I could ask him more.
Corax - Those are like.. crows and ravens I think.. I've only ever seen one; smack in the middle of Shamrocks in Crinos too.. birdbrain.
Gurahl - Gur-wha?
Hengeyokai - Did you just cough up a hairball on my rug..?
Mokole` - I've heard about gators in the swamps... but I'm not too keen on going to investigate.
Nagah - Damned if I know.. next?
Nuwisha - Still no clue...
Ratkin - Whatever the Garou might say about 'em, these guys are pretty goddamn cool man, I used to hang out with one and he was totally the shit. He liked a good fire as much as I do.. I miss the longtailed little hairball..
Rokea - Huh?

Other Supernaturals

Fae - You mean like Tinkerbell? Er.. yeah.. I think you've been snorting a little too much fairy dust there chum...
Hunters - I know people hunt Vamps and shit... dunno about any superpowers though.. maybe they're like me.. *ponders*
Kuei-Jin - I went to school with a girl named Ki Yuen once, she was really cool... nothing supernatural about her though.
Mages - Their auras sparkle... they're pretty... um, yeah and they do magic stuff too, I can feel it when they do, it's like... weird. My uncle's a Mage but he won't admit it, he says he's an "Enlightened Scientist".. pfft. *whispers* I think stress ate his brain years ago.
Mummies - Are you on crack?
Psychics - Warren was one of those.. he could make things move by thinking about it..
Sorcerers - You mean Mages, right?
Wraiths - I stopped believing in things that go bump in the night when I was eight *smirks*

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