Stereotypes

Vampires

Assamites - They're like, these big badass assassins or something.. they work for Vitae, it makes people sometimes think I'm one of 'em.
Brujah - Some of these guys are good ones, like the Anarchs.. the rest are a bunch of bar-brawling sadistic assholes.
Caitiff - Don't think that just because they don't have a clan that they're all angsty and tragically pariah and shit.. they can be just as much of a monster as anyone else.
Gangrel - I feel a kinship for this clan, they started me on the path I'm on now and I've ran with quite a few Gangrel in the past.. I'm not stupid enough to try and join up with them though.
Giovanni - Isn't that a kind of Italian shoe? Y'know like Romano or Gucci...
Lasombra - I've never met a Lasombra that I couldn't scare *smirk*
Malkavian - You might think they're kinda cute with their 'eccentricities' but man don't turn your back on one or BAM! you've got an axe in your skull and he's denouncing you as one of the "Pod People"
Nosferatu - Ugly, smelly, disgusting and irritable. People say they're rich sources of information but man, I can't bring myself to get close enough to one to talk to it.
Ravnos - They're like.. gypsies or something, right?
Setites - Most of the ones I've met are about as subtle as a runaway freight train, except for one or two I know, they're hornier than the friggin' Garou.
Toreador - Everyone tells me they're just a bunch of art fags.
Tremere - No, I am not Tremere, why do you keep thinking that?
Tzimisce - These guys give me the Grade-A creeps, probably because of the whole flesh-melting thing... Nasty
Ventrue - They're like.. workaholic suits, right? My dad reminds me of a Ventrue..
Other Clans - There are other clans?
Ghouls - Every single one I've ever seen is a bootlicker or some kinda sycophantic playtoy.. it's disgusting.
Dhampiri - Shaa right, Licks can't have kids. Duh

Garou

Black Furies - Take a rabid feminist... give it big teeth and claws... viola, you have a Fury.
Black Spiral Dancers - ... I know nothing...
Bone Gnawers - Good guys albiet usually smelly, and you always wind up footing the bill come dinner time.
Children of Gaia - Peace, love and pot.. I like these guys *g* They're nice and mellow too, not all excitable like the other Tribes.
Fianna - Drunken sex maniacs...... not saying that's a bad thing...
Get of Fenris - They might be tempermental but these guys sure know how to party.. though you'll probably be in traction for a couple weeks after spending a weekend with this bunch.
Glasswalkers - Yeah yeah I know, I'm Kin of the Kin of the.. blah blah blah.. but I don't really know much about them except everyone else says they kiss the Weaver's arse. *shrug*
Red Talons - WHERE?! *hides*
Shadow Lords - *Long string of cursing* I wish they'd all curl up and die! That goes for those f-ckin' Nip Hakken too! Assholes.. *twitch*
Silent Striders - They're like all Egypt-y an' stuff like the Setites, aren't they? um.. don't tell them I said that... *looks around nervously*
Silver Fangs - Big ego, little brain seems to be the staple here... I've met a few that are cool (if a little quirky) but the rest are all over-inflated by their superiority complexes.
Stargazers - Didn't they leave or something? No one seems to know.. or if they do they won't tell me.
Uktena - Every Uktena I've ever met was a fuckin' moron.
Wendigo - .... *sigh*
Extinct Tribes - There used to be other Tribes I've heard, but whenever I ask about them, everyone shuts up and looks all depressed... except when I ask about those Howler ones, then they look like they want to bite my face off...

Other Shifters

Ananasi - Spiders?! Ewww gross! You're so full of shit, there's no such thing.
Bastet - I met one once, he seemed nice.. he could turn into a mountain lion. He told me there's all kinds of cats like there's all kinds of Garou but he was killed before I could ask him more.
Corax - Those are like.. crows and ravens I think.. I've only ever seen one; smack in the middle of Shamrocks in Crinos too.. birdbrain.
Gurahl - Gur-wha?
Hengeyokai - Did you just cough up a hairball on my rug..?
Mokole` - I've heard about gators in the swamps... but I'm not too keen on going to investigate.
Nagah - Damned if I know.. next?
Nuwisha - Still no clue...
Ratkin - Whatever the Garou might say about 'em, these guys are pretty goddamn cool man, I used to hang out with one and he was totally the shit. He liked a good fire as much as I do.. I miss the longtailed little hairball..
Rokea - Huh?

Other Supernaturals

Fae - You mean like Tinkerbell? Er.. yeah.. I think you've been snorting a little too much fairy dust there chum...
Hunters - I know people hunt Vamps and shit... dunno about any superpowers though.. maybe they're like me.. *ponders*
Kuei-Jin - I went to school with a girl named Ki Yuen once, she was really cool... nothing supernatural about her though.
Mages - Their auras sparkle... they're pretty... um, yeah and they do magic stuff too, I can feel it when they do, it's like... weird. My uncle's a Mage but he won't admit it, he says he's an "Enlightened Scientist".. pfft. *whispers* I think stress ate his brain years ago.
Mummies - Are you on crack?
Psychics - Warren was one of those.. he could make things move by thinking about it..
Sorcerers - You mean Mages, right?
Wraiths - I stopped believing in things that go bump in the night when I was eight *smirks*

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